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Notice: The most fundamental particles in the products that we sell / distribute / play with are held together by a "gluing" force about which little is known and whose adhesive power can therefore not be permanently guaranteed.

Important Notice to Users: The entire physical universe, or the SCA Inc, including the information that we provide, may one day collapse back into an infinitesimally small space. Should another universe or medieval re-enactment subsequently re-emerge, the existence of the products that we sell in this universe cannot be guaranteed.

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