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Be-a peteeent! Thees pege-a is grepheecs heefy
Velcume-a tu zee hume-a pege-a ooff zee Greet Derk Hurde-a!


Thees pege-a oopteemized fur NetScepe-a 2.02 und ebufe-a, und Internet Ixplurer

It is noo Check your local time here vherefer here-a is

Zee DERK HORDE is a huoosehuld (su zeey tell us) veethin zee Suceeety fur Creeteefe-a Unechruneesm Inc. It mey fery vell be-a zee lergest huoosehuld in thet oorguneezeshun, boot is nut necessereely ixclooseefe-a tu thet oorguneezeshun.

Press Here for a Real Audio file! It cufers -ell- zee Keengdums , thuoogh in sume-a Keengdums oooor members du nut elveys edferteese-a zeemselfes es Hurdesmee.

Sume-a peuple-a cunseeder zee Derk Hurde-a a Neffereeuoos Plut . Zeey mey fery vell be-a reeght. Um de hur de hur de hur. Zeen egeeen, sooch peuple-a cuoold elsu be-a perunueed neooruteecs vhu dun't hefe-a a leeffe-a.

Boot zeen egeeen (bork bork bork) .......................... oone-a nefer knoos!

Dun't theenk yuoo cun identeeffy a Hurdesmun by zeeur gerb. Zeey mey fery vell be-a dressed es a Cefeleeer ..... oor a Crooseder ..... oor veereeng yuoor Keengdum's Croon .

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We are just harmless pastoral nomads Vhet zee heck ere-a yuoo telkeeng ebuoot here-a?
We do not want to pillage your Kingdom Hoo It Ell Sterted
Peaceful co-existence is our goal Hoo Muny Peuple-a Ere-a In Zee Hurde-a?
Pay no attention to the Mongol under your bed Su Yuoo Vunt Tu Jueen Zee Hurde-a?
The Horde is everywhere Deed Yuoo Knoo Thees Ebuoot Us?
Support the Greater Known Worlde Co-Prosperity Sphere Teles ooff zee Derk Hurde-a
Question Authority Sedeetiuoos Hurde-a Sungs .....
Worship Cip! A Derk Hurde-a Femeely Elboom
All we want is lebensraum A Glussery ooff Mungul Terms
There is never just one Mongol Erteecles Und Seetes Ooff Interest
The Great Dark Horde is the People's Friend Hurde-a Tuuns Und Schteeck
Do not feed the Batu Cunnect Tu HurdeNet
Mercs for hire Zee Secret Heestury Ooff Zee Derk Hurde-a
We're really only a household Pale Hurse-a Khunete-a
It's NOT our yak! Zee Usooel Deescleimer
The Dark Horde is your friend Cunnect Veet zee SCA Hume-a Pege-a
Surrender now! Zee Nuyet
Radio Free Mongolia: The People's Friend Generel Inqooureees



Theenking ooff Ootucreteeng un ifent ooff zee SCA? Better reed thees furst!


Radio Free Mongolia: The Voice of Truth
Unnuoonceeng Redeeu Free-a Munguleea!

Thees is NOT oooor Yek!
Und neeezeer ere-a zeese-a!

Zee Greet Derk Hurde-a denys strenoouoosly ell knooledge-a ooff uny ilephunt et Pennseec

Zeere-a ere-a peuple-a in zee vurld noo ....
und a lut ooff zeem ere-a Munguls!


No Rhinohiding
free and uncensored
Thees humepege-a is NOT un ooffffeeciel poobleeceshun ooff zee SCA Inc. oor zee Derk Hurde-a , nur dues it deleeniete-a uny SCA (und is zeereffure-a uncensured und free-a) oor Derk Hurde-a puleecies in uny ooffffeeciel cepeceety vhetsuefer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! In ceses ooff cunffleect veet preented ferseeuns ooff metereeel presented oon thees pege-a oor it's leenks, zee deespoote-a veell in ell prubebeelity be-a deceeded by fleepping a cueen. Bork bork bork! Zee oonly ooffffeeciel suoorce-a ooff Derk Hurde-a inffurmeshun is ..... ir ..... eh ..... Vell, zeere-a isn't uny ooffffeeciel suoorce-a becoose-a ve-a deny iferytheeng.
Zee Derk Hurde-a dues nut cleeem respunseebility fur zee SCA Inc. ieezeer, su zeere-a!.

Uny SCA oor releted gruoop mey leenk tu thees pege-a et zeeur oovn reesk et uny teeme-a. Booere-a ooff zee Betu. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!



Thees HTML creeted und meeenteined by Iuseph ooff Lucksley : jueb@lucksley. Bork bork bork!cumNOSPEM
und is © cupyreeght 1997, 1998 V. J. Bethuncuoort III. Ell ertvurk is © cupyreeght 1997, 1998 V.J. Bethuncuoort III oor zee ooreeginel oovners zeereuff. Zee bedge-a ooff zee Greet Derk Hurde-a (Clesseec) is a regeestered bedge-a veethin zee SCA Inc.
Thunks ispeceeelly gu tu Soobuteee Ceenua und I. Pheellips fur helpeeng tu meke-a thees pege-a pusseeble-a.
Derk Hurde-a Mungul mungul SCA Suceeety fur Creeteefe-a Unechruneesm derk eges medeeefel Rubert Espreen Durseee Pennseec Istrella Bethuncuoort Etenfeldt MeedReelm Iest Vest Un Tur Eqooeetune-a Lucksley