Hi, guys! Mongolia Rose here, your friend in the Dark Horde!
Y'know, you really don't need to be out in the cold and wet, away from your families and fighting this imperialistic war for your crowned masters ..... wouldn't you rather be home in your castles, drinking and feasting and holding your pretty wife close to you?
Of course you would!
If you surrender to the Dark Horde, we will treat you well, and we promise to repatriate you quickly and safely! You can go home!
Lay down your weapons! Stop fighting a lost cause for the war-mongers and the international rattan merchants!
WE ARE THE DARK HORDE
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