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YOU TOO CAN DO IT!

That "glint" in his eyes!
Those winning ways!
How does he do it?

Now ( for only $49.95) you too can influence people without their knowledge with the amazing

ANCIENT SECRET MONGOL MIND-CONTROL TECHNIQUES!!!

Kept hidden for years and recently "declassified" from the Dark Horde Archives, this amazing set includes:

"Khan X"'s "How to buy friends and manipulate people."

Uhlbe Sri Yahitme's "The Inscrutable Art of Stillness" and "Doing Nothing for Maximum Effect".

A Comprehensive collection of Sounds-Of-Power, including 15 Sighs of Ultimate Despair, 12 Grunts of Total Authority, and all of the words to "Black Widows in the Privy".

BUT WAIT!!! THERE'S MORE!!!

We'll include, ABSOLUTELY FREE: The previously banned work "Encoding Thought-forms as Electronic Mail: World Domination Plan #327" by John Brain, and much, much more!

That's:

ANCIENT SECRET MONGOL MIND-CONTROL TECHNIQUES!!!

Only $49.95!!!

Chimbai can do it! So can you!!!

(Cherie's Mind-Control Ray currently not available)



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