I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't
live where we did when you left home. Your Dad read in the Kingdom Newsletter
that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved.
I won't be able to send you the address because the last SCA family
that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they
wouldn't have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has
a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well, though. Last week I
put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first
time for three days and the second time for four days.
About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Gulliaume said it
would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut
them off and put them in the pockets.
Hrothgar locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried
because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what
it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle.
The baby looks just like your brother.
Uncle Angus fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried
to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him
cremated, he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was
driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two
friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal
Your Favorite Aunt,