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COSTUME POLICE: GARB VIOLATION




COSTUME POLICE: GARB VIOLATION


Giles Hill of Sweetwater

(non habeo speculum?)

(Don't you have a mirror?)


  • 1. Wearing fibers not found in nature

    1.1 Spandex
    1.2 Polyester
    1.3 Acetate
    1.4 Naugahyde

  • 2. Wearing colors not found in nature

    2.1 Neon shades
    2.2 Electric shades
    2.3 "Drafn pants"

  • 3. Not wearing enough clothing for body type

    3.1 hose that show leg hair
    3.2 Anything that outlines fat rolls
    3.3 Bunny-fur bikinis

  • 4. Wearing clothing from too many periods in one outfit

    4.1 Sneakers
    4.2 Combat boots
    4.3 blue denim jeans

  • 5. Recreating the Middle Ages of another planet

    5.1 Gor
    5.2 Vulcan
    5.3 Pern

  • 6. Not wearing enough support garments

  • 7. Wearing military toys as clothing

    7.1 chain mail bikinis
    7.2 chain mail codpieces
    7.3 chain mail jewelry
    7.4 wearing more than five blades simultaneously
    (Dark Horde excepted)

  • 8. Physical alterations

    8.1 fangs
    8.2 contact lenses
    8.2.a snake eyes
    8.2.b mirrors
    8.3 Hair of shades not found in nature
    8.4 Pointed ear prosthesis
    8.5 Visible tattoos of an obviously modern theme
    8.6 Award medallions in body piercings

YOU MUST LEAVE AND CHANGE YOUR CLOTHING IMMEDIATELY. PLEASE CONSULT A FASHION ADVISOR. IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD A FASHION ADVISOR ONE WILL BE PROVIDED FOR YOU. ANYTHING YOU WEAR CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF FASHION TO DETERMINE YOUR MORALS, TASTE, AND PERSONAL WORTH.

Words To Live By

Just being of a different ethnicity does not make it Western European.

Showing modern underwear is not the equivalent of wearing Middle Eastern clothing.

Just because it's period does not mean it's in good taste.


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